Cabal exposed by The NO NOnsense News

A cabal has been discovered plotting the upcoming NO Gala for Caring House. They’ve apparently been meeting in secret, moving their meeting locations around the South Bay to avoid detection.

Credit: The NO Nonsense News

This photo shows a recent meeting. KNOwn members of the cabal are Jill Schultz, event chairperson; Ellen GorbuNOff, in charge of floral arrangements; Dan Hudson, master of ceremonies; and Nan Salley, head of the entertainment committee. None were available for the photo.

Chairperson Jill Schultz responded “NO comment” when reached later for comment.

The NO NOnsense News is sure there’s more to this. We promise you that we’ll leave NO stone unturned in our pursuit of this story.

Unnamed sources tell us that there will be NO event. The NO Gala is a way to support the work of Caring House, while keeping the time and effort of staff and volunteers focused on the residents and families. Caring House takes full blame for the sense of humor that led to this NOn-event.

The Second Annual NO Gala promises to be the NOn-event of the year. It’s rumored that a few tickets might still be available [click please].